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i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

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belladonnabedlam

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Voting ended on10h

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

What do you mean you don’t need an invite anymore???

#6 figures babyyyy

wehatetuesdays

people don’t spray paint “bad wolf” in cryptic areas like they used to

eileenguy

btw. Did u guys know

eileens gay little car

heateron

josh o'connor in challengers (2024) dir. luca guadagnino

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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

afloweroutofstone

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

crapscicle

sister-hawk

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

physiqueandfantasy

Congratulations card

made by me!

soon to be available as a greeting card

clayorey

So many herbs, so little thyme

sirdiskscratch-deactivated20150

im really mad at you for making that pun

but thank u

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 758

He’s so cool

happy 23 july!!!!!

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batmanisagatewaydrug

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

tommos

people are allowed to dislike one direction

no they are not

pastelclownkitty

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

THEYRE COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!

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pastelclownkitty

GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

I DO NOT CONSENT TO YOU COMMUNIZING MY FUCKING OVARIES!!!!!!

foralteregos

Our*

pastelclownkitty

yeah no i dont care if i have 121 followers youre not doing that to me

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Common Clownfish

Amphiprion ocellaris

pastelclownkitty

you know what. i may be getting jumped by tumblrians but at least i have my clownfish. its me and you against the world buddy

levil0vesyou

Our clownfish

pastelclownkitty

I CANT HAVE ANYTHING IN THIS FUCKIBG WORLD

terraswallows

I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️

lioncourtz

Louis realizing he's part of an Italian family now

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nitewrighter

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

nitewrighter

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

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