Aspiring DILF

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

more people (especially native english speakers) need to start listening to music that isn't in their language. i don't give a shit that you think my language sounds stupid, you've never heard oya lélé

reblog to give prev a little sticker and tell them you’re proud of them

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

Ross duffer did both

they got married btw

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

this email could have been a clit sucking