36 degrees

a lot of people treat drug addicts, gamblers and people with eating disorders like vectors of a contagious disease and think that is activism

“this meeting could’ve been a email” except its “this esoteric children’s punishment could’ve been a normal conversation with them”

I love you if you are transgender. More than anything. I ache and weep and pray for you. I need you to be here with me.

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

"DNI: freaks" do you realize how conservative you look

freaks please interact

regardless of whether you like to top or bottom or dom or sub or whether you're having sex where none of those terms is really accurate, your partner has approximately 2-5 spots on their body that will make them meow when you press on them. it is your moral and sexual imperative to find these spots and exploit them to the full extent of your capability