This is my main blog filled with everything Merlin, feel free to look around and chill for a little while.
I also have a side blog here for the 2013 Movie Kill Your Darlings, another side blog here for the 2011-2017 NBC show Grimm, and one here for the 2024 show Dead Boy Detectives.
My inbox is always open, I occasionally make some edits so Iâll always take requests for those.
This blog is 16+ so please DNI if you donât fall under that umbrella.
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get to know your moots tag game !
âś answer the questions, then tag six people
favorite color ę green and brown
last song ę tĂş by maye
currently reading ę the luminaries by susan dennard
currently watching ę the great british baking show
currently craving ę massaman curry. like always. and like. alcohol and a couple cigs HAHA. a break too :P
coffee or tea ę always tea! i don't like coffee
ty for the tag @saltcxrcle !
tagging: @lelapine @toadspondofwhimsy @outof-spite @h0neyst4rz @hhoneylemon @our-lady-of-venom
currently reading monsters on the couch! it looks at horror movies and discusses psychological conditions shown in them
currently watching gotham. as per usual
currently craving solid merengue, which is great bc i have some
tea all the way, but apple cider is peak
tagging @pangothepangolin @jazpers-vampyr-kronikkerz @missyterry @proudownerofaflamingoshrine @ari-the-meow @souperkoolkidz @endlessfuckup @gay-trashcan-cat @sweetums0kitty @nonbinary-wyvern @thepiratemermaid @doomedpuppetyuri and any of my moots im forgetting iM SORRY-
Coffee or Tea? Coffee unless its raspberry zinger or blue butterfly tea
tags!!! no pressure :P
@davestrifester @kerfy-derpy @unrelated-side-effects @coquitten @unstableunicornsofasgard @entyk and any other of my moots because my memory is shit and i never remember urls
Currently watching?: not a fan of tv, but been binging my little pony: equestria girls with an irl of mine
Currently reading?: some phighting megafic that i dont remember the name of
Last song?: STARTAFIGHT - joey valence & brae (reminds me of my fav character of all time)
Currently craving?: angel food cake,,
Coffee or Tea?: tea!!! i love tea
my mutuals: @subjuggl8te, @voidpilgrim, @tyziassmells, @cobblepillar, @grainyn0co, @traumarina, @dehydratedyaoifan, and anyone else who wants to join <33
Favorite Color - Red/Neon Green
Last Song - Look Who's Inside Again (Bo Burnham)
Currently Reading - Nothing rn (Last thing I read was The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
Currently Watching - Bones (Again)
Currently Craving - EGG DROP SOUP
Coffee or Tea - Coffee
my mutuals: @sorrowful-synapsid, @mec0ry, @davepeta, @grunklegiygas, @trainleg, @thefreakmeister or yknow whoever
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currently making myself crazy by thinking about how Arthur's the only one who calls Gwen by her full name, and god the way he says it, Guinevere.. with such admiration and fondness even before they start developing feelings for each other, from the beginning he's so fond of her, he knows already how good and kind she is and ahhh using her full name and not a nickname, but Guinevere, like you would a noble and ahhhhhhh
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hello dead boy detectives fandom and bbc merlin fandom. i know there is a decent overlap between the two out there because i am either followed by or have followed several blogs myself that post about both merlin and dead boy detectives, so hopefully this finds its target audience. anyway a little while ago i became obsessed with the idea of merlin and kashi being besties, so i started writing a thing, and i donât know if or WHEN iâll finish the thing but i donât want it to stay hidden until then so i am posting the incomplete and very unpolished version to tumblr. and who knows maybe if people like it that will give me the motivation to rewatch some merlin and actually finish it
anyways without further ado. hereâs 1000 words of merlin engaging in (fairly mild) shenanigans in port townsend
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There was a cat sitting on a rock.
Port Townsend had quite a lot of cats, Merlin had discovered. There had been at least one in sight at all times since heâd arrived in the small coastal town. This cat was regarding him with an expression that might have been called scrutinizing, had it been made by any face other than a catâs. That is to say, it looked rather like cats typically do, which is scrutinizing as it is.
âHello,â said Merlin, just to be polite. He had a bit of time before Kashiâs hostâAngie, heâd said her name wasâcame to the surface, after all, and he was in the mood for a spot of conversation.
âOh, great, itâs another oâ you English twats,â said the cat. âThe hell are you doinâ here?â
âIâm visiting an old friend,â said Merlin. âWe meet for tea every so often, to catch up. Thisâll be my first time seeing his new place. I wonât be staying long.â
The cat settled further onto the rock, folding all four of its legs underneath its body. Its tail flicked lightly before curling around its haunches.
âGood,â it said. âHopefully you wonât cause as much trouble as those two dead little shits from a couple months back. Brits, I tell yaâainât good for nothinâ. The Cat Kingâs still hung up on the stuffy little asshole.â
Merlin hummed. âHuh. I donât think Iâve met a king of cats before. Whatâs he like?â Heâd met a number of kings in his times, including, quite recently, the King of Dreamsâbut that number had never included a king of Cats.
âNone oâ your fuckinâ business,â said the cat. âHold onâwho are you, anyway? You donât smell human, and youâre not dead.â
âIâm Merlin,â said Merlin. He thought it sticking his hand out for a shake, then thought better of it. âPleased to meet you.â
The cat snorted. âWhat, like the wizard?â
âWarlock, actually,â said Merlin. âBut yes.â
The cat opened its mouth to speak again, but was interrupted by a whispered voice floating up from the shore.
Arthurâs voice.
âMerlin,â he called, his voice sounding exactly as it always had when Merlin did something far too stupid and risky for a servant, and he had to hide his worry under blankets of annoyance. âMerlin, are you there?â
âFuckinâ Christ, again?â The cat grumbled. âThere wadnât even no storm last night!â
Merlin cleared his throat, shaking loose the small lump that had grown there at the sound. Kashi had warned him about Angieâs hunting techniques, so heâd known what to expect, but it was still something of a shock to hear in person.
âI think thatâs my ride,â Merlin said. He turned to the cat and gave a little wave. âIâll be off, then. Thanks for chatting with me!â
âWhaâhey!!â The cat exclaimed as Merlin turned and headed for the cliff. âNoâOi, stop that! Donâtâoh, brotherâŚâ
Merlin leaned over the stone barrier to peer down into the water, where a large light was pulsing visibly just below the surface. As he watched, his phone began to ring in his jeans pocket. He was still watching when he brought it up to his ear to answer.
âHello, my friend!â Crackled Kashiâs enthusiastic voice from the end of the line.
Merlin squinted against the rays of sunlight lancing off the water.
âIs that you down there, Kashi?â
âYes, it is me. And this is Angie! Say, hello, Angie!â
A loud, almost thunderous roar shook the sound, sending waves clawing at the sandy shore below.
âHi, Angie,â Merlin shouted down to the creature. Then he waved. He doubted she could see him, but it didnât hurt to be polite.
To Kashi, he asked, âHow should I get in? Should I teleport?â
âBest not,â said Kashi. âYour style of teleportation might upset her stomach. Just jump down! She will catch you. Being swallowed is not the most pleasant feeling, but Iâve asked her not to chew on you.â
âYeah, Iâve been swallowed before,â said Merlin, thinking back to a very particular instance with a giant snake in the Andes mountains. That was the time he discovered he could bounce back from being fully digestedâalthough digging himself out of a pellet of giant snake dung after his body reformed inside it had not been fun.
âAre you there, Merlin?â
Merlin shuddered and shook his head to clear it of the discomfiting deja vu. âYeahâyep. Iâll be right down. I just jump in?â
âExactly, yes,â said Kashi. âIt is not a far drop, so you should be fine.â
âRight,â said Merlin. âWell, see you in a minute, then.â
âLooking forward to it!â
Merlin hung up and deftly tucked the phone back into his pocket. Then, he climbed up onto the stone wall, andâafter ensuring there was no one around to be traumatized by what it would seem like he was doingâperformed an exquisite swan dive into the water.
Being swallowed was about as pleasant a feeling as Merlin remembered it being. That is to say, he felt rather how he imagined toothpaste being squeezed out of the tube might feel, had it possessed any of the five senses or been in any way alive. This time, though, he did not have to endure the process of being digestedâwhich had taken nearly a month, given that Merlinâs first time being swallowed had been by a gigantic snakeâand was instead spat out onto the floor of a large, warmly-lit cavern, drenched to the bone and coated in fish mucus.
A step up from being digested by a snake, all things considered.
âEugh,â said Merlin.
It was then, of course, that Kashi appeared, stooping down and offering Merlin a hand to pull himself up with. Merlin took it and thanked him.
âWelcome in, welcome in!â Kashi said, grinning widely. âSorry about the mess. I tried to clean up a bit before you came, but things got thrown around in the journey to the surface. Speaking ofââ he raised a finger, and the ground beneath Merlinâs feetâwhich was disturbingly hard and dry for being the stomach of a fishâbegan to shake. ââshe seems to be going back to the bottom now. Come, sit, so you donât lose your feet!â
âNice place youâve got,â Merlin said, allowing Kashi to lead him across the quaking floor to a small table near the back. âDefinitely the best-furnished stomach Iâve ever been in.â
