I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

And people will say Chicago is not a coastal city

We could have this if we weren’t a nation of cowards

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

Wait shit wrong fucking post

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

This is sadder than babies shoes never worn

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

it's because you're always interviewing that damn vampire