bucky shut up

Marleau drunk in the club monologuing to the new rookie about his dead wife, getting genuinely emotional with tears in his eyes as hes like “she was so beautiful, and kept up with me so well, she understood my schedule and made sure i knew i was loved. she was so fun to go clubbing with and get drunk with, and she enabled me when i was drunk which led to some of my favorite memories…” and Connors leans over and just says “hes talking about Rozanov by the way” and Marleau bursts into tears and shouts “shes never coming home! i miss her so much!” and sobs into his beer

when you show up to the fucked up yearning competition but hannibal lecter baby trapping his patient with an adult and niall kennedy asking to be called daddy while fucking a younger version of himself pretending to be ruben are already there

ruben wanting more than anything to have a kept woman at home who he can provide for and care for and love and do everything for as long as she stays put not realizing that's literally niall, who's already a kept man at home who he's already providing for and caring for and loving and doing everything for and would be so happy to stay put just for him.

I'm forcing my sister to watch black sails and she hates flint (gates pushed her over the edge) so much lmfao. She says she doesn't give a fuck what his motivations are there's no way they could be good enough for her unless. and I quote. "he's doing it all for the gays or something"

[about to be dropped into the shark tank] hey is the water cold?

kind of insanely hot that richard gadd wrote a story about a little doe-eyed guy being held in a literal and figurative chokehold by a bigger more masculine man who calls him "bambi" and jamie bell was like this is awesome i want to be bambi but i want you to be my ruben and because of this richard gadd transformed his whole body. to embody ruben. so that hed look as big as possible, and jamie would look as little as possible next to him, and their characters would be as physically different as possible... just an undeniably sexy thing to have happened no matter how you spin it

every richard gadd interview these days is "I put on three thousand pounds of pure muscle so I could dwarf jamie bell to the point of extreme sexual dimorphism; I repeatedly told my trainers that I needed to discard my mortal flesh and transcend into The Thing that Fucks and Breeds and they were all very lovely and accomodating about it"

and it worked🗣️🔥‼️