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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!

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grimeclown

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

phoebebyers

miracoll

oupyfactory

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

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imdrinkingmiso

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

dogpuppy

beingharsh

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

utopians

duuuuuude you have GOT to come out tonight we're enacting cruelty upon those who have transgressed so badly that we can justify any act against them... and you KNOW we're interpreting our delight as moral righteousness... Yeah it's fucking crazyyyyyyy get an Uber

fandanglefrogfarts

Unfair of my job to expect me to show up when I have arts and also crafts to do

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ghostfails

plasmalogical

sentence that makes you burst into tears

boycritter

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

savethelifeofmychild

once i read everything on earth then i think ill be prepared to write

9e978e

via

suispiria

lately I’ve been Overcome With Emotion

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smumjii1

#movies #art

s3ev3enty

not all cages have bars.

#art #movies

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