devils beef tub

you can be ugly and hot. just get into the french mindset

Music to thine ears.

yall are pussies watch me stand next to this 5G tower nothing will happen

When my frontal lobe fully develops at age 27 then it’s over for everyone

this is what we call “propganda.” bernie sanders suspends his campaign AKA he wont spend money advertising himself anymore (bc he wants to help with the pandemic) but he’s still in the race. news sources JUMP on the fact that he’s stopped campaigning to tell everyone “WHOOPS he dropped out! better go vote biden! no other option bc bernie dropped out of the race :/” when he fucking didnt!

the whole bernie sanders campaign is so funny because bernie said “i want you all to have nice things” and people really said “nice things are bad and we dont deserve to have them”

Capitalist propaganda really does that to you

Naughty Dog delaying the release of TLOU2 for the second time is my villain origin story

all the reviews for atomic blonde are like “its an empty aesthetic film where charlize theron just dresses up in nice clothes, kicks the shit out of dudes, and has random sex scenes with women” as if that wasn’t my dream action movie 

So like a Bond movie, right?

My dad is pretending to be on the computer again

He sits with this laptop on his lap and dances his fingers over the keys nonsensically so it makes a typing sound and he wards this knowing little smile on his face as the the light from the device lights up his childish grin— his heart warmed by the knowledge that I know he’s not really using the computer but no one else is paying attention and so me saying anytning about it makes me look insane. We make eye contact every now and again as I help my mom make a craigslist ad. He wants to feel included. And I know he feels this way and is thinking this because I am his spawn and I share this exact fucking psycho thought pattern.