I'm feeling evil!!!!

Officially licensed shy Boo mirror.

Top: in Super Mario 64, the third mission of Hazy Maze Cave is called "Metal-Head Mario Can Move!"

Bottom: when the character who has the Metal Cap ability was changed from Mario to Wario in Super Mario 64 DS, the mission was renamed to "Metal-Head Wario Can Move" without an exclamation point.

Note that this is the only mission in the game that lost the exclamation point; others like "Shocking Arrow Lifts!" or "Quick Race Through Downtown!" still retain them in Super Mario 64 DS.

This makes it look as though the game considers Wario being able to move in metallic form to be objectively less exciting than if it were Mario instead.

—I will turn into a star in the clouds and wait for your tears to dry

The spectrum of Kirby gijinka AUs

and then one of my best friends who was running with me was saying that we need to stay alive for the scholarships and i straight up told him "(name) we're being nuked right now and you want me to care about a scholarship"

and then like. everything went dark and everyone was gone. there was like white flashes. and there was a symbol of a lightning strike doing some crazy stuff too and everything was on full volume blasting. and someone says "(name of kid in my band) IF YOU EXIST, I EXIST!!" as i slowly just accept my death and get blown up by dimentios bomb

- men 18 to 30

- college educated women over 40

- suicidal poets

- fat midwestern fathers

- kids with diabetes

- pentecostal preachers

- mothers under 20

- interracial couples

- atheist professors

- government employees

- xenophobes and racists