Things n' Stuff

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

Recent editions of d&d lore have been better about backing off from "here are the good elves who deserve everything nice and here are the evil elves who know only evil" but I'm still waiting for someone to have the guts to just publish "all elves are high key unhinged. they aren't inherently good or evil but there is something deeply wrong with them. their history is 80% elf-on-elf war crimes that other species would never even dream of"

the silmarillion

rabbits only flop over like that if they feel completely safe btw

to elaborate: bunnies are prey animals and almost never have their guard down– even when they’re resting they’ll usually have their back legs in a position that allows them to quickly run away. if they’re jumping around it means they’re extremely happy!! and if they flop down w/o a care that means they feel very very comfortable and safe to the point of not having to worry about their surroundings. ^__^

The Busy World of Richard Scarry (1994)

Love watching movies with people who are autistic about different things than I am. Last week a friend and I were watching Twisters, and he said, those are going to turn out to be good guys. And I said, how do you know? And he said, because their truck brands are owned by the same equity company as the main character's.

another way in which movies are completely different from reality

ultimately the truth about frankenstein is that we are all grotesque amalgamations of the best and worst parts of everyone who came before us. and sometimes the people who are supposed to love us because of and in spite of this will not. and we can kill them with hammers for that. and i think that’s beautiful

well i can’t argue with that one

Ah yes, Mary Shelley’s monster.

no mary shelley is the name of the monster not the doctor

This is beautiful but I can't help but think that at least one of these originated with like, someone who fucked up their knitting and managed to convince everyone else it was intentional.

oh, haha. a loophole.