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i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

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Wow what a beautiful day to love my mutuals💜💙💜💕💖💞💚💛💖💞💖💕💛

😶Mutuals this could be us😶😶👉👈

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owl city bitch owl owl city bitch. ten ten thousand lightning bugs on ur titties bitch.

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See you in a minute.

theproblematicblogger

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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pack her a bong & tell her she’s pretty

dailyfrogs

phidippusregius

there’s a new species of jumping spider…. and it feeds its babies milk.

“chen et al. describe an ant-mimicking jumping spider that secretes a nutritious milk-like substance on which its young offspring are entirely dependent. The spider also continues to care for the spiderlings as they mature and become independent.”

phidippusregius

by popular request here’s a picture of the new jumping spider species that produces milk, toxeus magnus. its milk contains 2 milligrams of sugar per milliliter of liquid, 5.2 milligrams of fat and a whopping 124 milligrams of protein, and researchers suggest it may be made from unviable eggs.

vmae

So spiders DO have tiddies after all

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phidippusregius

this reply is awful but i cant not have it on this blog

curlicuecal

ant mimic ant mimic ant mimic

i-hate-chick-fil-a

White privilege in full display.

catsbeaversandducks

“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

tulparightsactivist

Look at this fucking chad

saltrat88

Damn.

houstonwehaveadog

Australia is a foreign planet.

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dryadgirlie

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draconic-cuddles

So, today’s hot garabge, somebody shares a list of “pedophiles” that mixes admitted pedos in with people who ship problematic ships, and people gladly reblog it uncritically without bothering to look into it for themselves.

SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES PEDOPHILLIA SERIOUSLY ON THIS WEBSITE ANYMORE!

DID NONE OF Y’ALL EVER READ “THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF”!?

prokopetz

“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.

prokopetz

And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.

kingofbeartraps

Hiram McDaniels, a nine headed dragon wanted for insurance fraud.

madcat-world

Balder - JOHAN EGERKRANS

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Bill Skarsgård in GQ’s July issue 2018. Coloured by @merkelhoe on Twitter.

reinamysterio

Bc I’m never getting over this either

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anti-pedo-patrol

Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos

memewhore

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“LET ME REST I AM A TIRED HOOTBEAST”

asymbina

“But Carl, there’s an ice cream social today!”

“What gives you the impression that I am remotely interested in any part of the phrase ‘ice cream social’? Now, if you’ll excuse me, Hector, I was sleeping.”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Awwwwwwwwww

They just wanted to share in the delicious ice cream treats with their Owl Pal <3

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