you punched me in the boob!

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

#to get the sheer amount of balls-out energy she pours into each take in this movie  #either she has a background in dinner theatre or she bolted 8 espressos before each scene  #i mean i know the first is true but tbh jury’s out on if she did the second as well  #her angry/delighted breakdown is one of my favourite things she’s ever done on screen

hot girl summer means sitting still in your room and staring at walls