PSYNCIN' IN THE MaiN

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

i dreamt that this post got me cancelled

my dad always tells me that when he’s with people bragging about their kids’ accomplishments and such he goes “yeah but are they like ....cool?” and the parents always give him a confused look and he goes “are they cool? my kids are so cool. i love hanging out with them.” and it always throws people off and i think that’s so funny and sweet like i may be a fucking idiot with just about zero accomplishments but at least my dad thinks i’m cool

Getting personal for a second, this is actually a huge sticking point for me. Sure, they love you, you're part of the family etc. But do they like you? You as a person, when the blood ties are set aside. Would your family be cool with the person you are if you were just some guy? It fucks me up.

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

we were not born to text we were put on this earth to smoke blunts and jerk eachother off in massive fields of soft grass on a breezy sunny day