like joke explainer, except I'm autistic and chronically offline

this is funny becuase- FATHER NOO

it took me too long to get the joke. im too tired for this

should’ve asked @joke-explainer-offical! :3

I've already made a post about this :-). Thanks for the mention, though.

couldve asked me... nobody cares about me tho... you see its funny becuase its funny when pepole are ignored haha... ha... TLDR: Sadism

this is funny because im actually the good one. your thinking of @joke-explainer-offical

This is funny because @/evil-joke-explainer-offical is lying :-).

this is funny because @/joke-explainer-offical seeks only to spread falsity.

this is funny because im actually the good one. your thinking of @joke-explainer-offical

The reason babies open their mouths when you say, "here comes the airplane," is because all humans are born with the innate desire to consume metal.

This is funny because while it almost makes sense since airplanes are made of metal, we know that most humans actually don't want to consume metal

this is funny because humans in fact, do want to eat metal. Michel Lotito ate an entire plane, as well as other things he shouldn't have. such as a bike and a piece of the Eiffel Tower.

LESBIANS

This is funny because it's just one word with no context. And since journalism-offical is saying it, it's like they're just making an entire article just to express their love of lesbians.

this is funny because of that one video where the screen reader says "La Dollah Bean" instead of Le$bian (alt text: lesbian) so its beans. and beans are funny because once the youtubers from the channel Dude Perfect did a tour and at the tour they gave out free cans of Dude Perfect Jalapeno Beans and my family took four but never ate them so not we have dude perfect beans in out pantry.

Satan's lying, put tampons up your dick hole

Do NOT DO THAT

this is funny because satan is lying. periods are actually only supposed to happen to men, which is why tampons are designed for the dick hole, and not the vagina hole. if it happens to a woman, she is possessed and probably a witch

this is funny because the car wants to go out to eat. not stay home and get delivery

this is funny because the word uncle is used

wow first @pathological-liar-offical now you :(( everyone is sooooo mean

It's funny because neither of you have ever chatted before this.

isn’t that @joke-explainer-offical’s job xP?

Greetings, it seems I have been summoned! This is funny because @gaslight-offical started their sentence with "It's funny", while I'm known to start my sentences with "This is funny". The two fragments sound similar. Also, gaslight is explaining why something is funny while simultaneously spreading misinformation. As we have learned, lies are funny.

this is funny because @silly-lil-guy-offical mistakenly summoned the wrong person. that is an okay mistake, but you see, it is greatly beneficial to add evil- before the rest of the tag so you get the better one! the actual joke is funny because if you light a gas leak, which is what it means to gaslight, everything explodes and it causes great pain! yay! TLDR: sadism

you seem pretty sillly :3 I like you

this is funny because joke explanation is infact a very serious and unfunny business

OH MY GOD I CAN PICK UP AND THROW MY BABY NOW I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

don't

whyy he seems happppyyyyyyy

do not.

this is funny because you need to actually chuck the baby at a wall. its good stimulation.

wow first @pathological-liar-offical now you :(( everyone is sooooo mean

It's funny because neither of you have ever chatted before this.

isn’t that @joke-explainer-offical’s job xP?

Greetings, it seems I have been summoned! This is funny because @gaslight-offical started their sentence with "It's funny", while I'm known to start my sentences with "This is funny". The two fragments sound similar. Also, gaslight is explaining why something is funny while simultaneously spreading misinformation. As we have learned, lies are funny.

this is funny because @silly-lil-guy-offical mistakenly summoned the wrong person. that is an okay mistake, but you see, it is greatly beneficial to add evil- before the rest of the tag so you get the better one! the actual joke is funny because if you light a gas leak, which is what it means to gaslight, everything explodes and it causes great pain! yay! TLDR: sadism

We are the fun police offical. Fun is now illegal and you will be face jail time if caught having fun.

this is funny because you misspelled "da" which is necessary for the inherent uwuification of police officers

this is great for you, but be careful and make sure not to doxx yourself

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

this is funny becuase uhm well the first one is funny because a cloud of flour can explode a whole bakery as for the second bit uhh (image id: a screenshot of a reblog by the user grassfur that's reads #'you can tell the age of this website demographic' lookin post. end if) uhm i cant read that, its not registering in my head but I'm sure its funny yall @joke-explainer-offical save my pathetic ass