making the bed

major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”

ppl always want the queer character to "choose themselves" because they "can live without romance" while every straight character in their vicinity is in a romantic relationship

if i was a psychiatrist and will graham was my patient i would have busted a vein why the fuck are you as my patient asking “how does that make you feel” back at me you little asshole it is a therapy question for YOU. why are you making your sinister situationship with that posh homo vampire everyone else’s problem bro i asked a question about the nature of your destructive connection with him and now you’re quoting dante’s divine comedy back at me in a way that i suspect is threatening my life? just kill me it’d be less painful than you coming in next session

still so insane to me that the term “murder husbands” was used in canon. freddie lounds was just straight up calling them gay in the newspaper.