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Do u ever just think about the first time u met someone & then compare it to where u guys are now & its like wow who knew this would happen.

please stop getting mad at cashiers for prices they have no control over

Or not being able to take your expired coupon.

or not being able to break any rule that is store or company policy

Or not being able to make the manager come up to the cash register any quicker

Or their registers having technical troubles

We live in a scary world, gals.

These “males” are detestable, and should be fixed.  NEUTER YOUR STRAYS.

This is just straight fucking disturbing

seriously they can tell when you’ve been spiked and when it was intentional, and if you think someone gave you laced weed, describe how you are when you’re normally high if you can; so they can tell the difference. If you know you’re going to try something at a party, ALWAYS have a sober spotter. Stoned on weed AT MOST. You need someone who can function in an emergency.

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

it’s funny though because salem is actually a man

Reblog if you wouldn't mind some curious anons

shakesbear

When he says “really” ;’)

Never leave this un-reblogged

my heart is not okay.. I’m about to cry

I cried already.