fragile

these are the only two human emotions

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

got crunchy joints. crispy bones. popcorn ankles. pop pop pop pop thats me gettin out of bed

I’m so tired. I just wanna curl up in Thor’s big muscular arms and use his bara titties as firm pillows for my aching back and neck. He could summon some rain for ambiance as I slept, too. Gosh Thor would be so good for nap time. I don’t even care about how staticy my hair would get, and if he had to adventure??? Just put me in one of those toddler slings strapped to his chest, I’ll drool all over it. He’d let me do that too. He’s just so good. 10/10 quality naps.

which one of the guardians of the galaxy wrote this

Drax

they all want this, Drax is just the only one brave enough to write it down

a bitch just wanna watch horror films & be held, u know?

i am on the fucking floor DYING

Let us watch as this man’s life devolves

This video reads like this man has been placed under a curse and he is physically incapable of resisting the cup shuffle

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

that was a classic that was a classic

It’s a good time to remember that Tom Holland is a trained dancer and that initself is a gift

He’s trained in ballet, too, which is what makes this even funnier. I saw a video (also with Zendaya in it) of him doing like, fifteen fouettes in someone’s basement. GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH.

I FOUND IT!!