this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

I may seem like an angry person on the surface, but deep inside, I’m actually angrier.

I can’t wait until im 35 driving my kids around and then one of my old trap songs comes on and I rap the whole thing and leave em speechless

am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

i love sleep because it a time machine to breakfast

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it