Just a bunch of silly headcanons since I've recently started working in tech. These are just my personal views, feel free to disagree. Also, would love to read your opinion on this.

Disclaimer: Nothing. Not proofread

Geto Suguru as Python

Elegant, Suguru as a cult leader is enchanting and mesmerazing, which kind of fits into the Python aesthetic. Python is using less code for more function, making it less messy than certain other languages.

Versatile, Suguru's cursed technique allows him to obtain various curses and their powers, making him extemely versatile in combat, Plus, remember his fights when he was a teen...

Welcoming, Python is begginer-friendly (not to say that it's easy), it is approachable. Just as Suguru is as a cult leader, but also during his teens. He has a very warm aura of approachability. And he seemed to be a good friend to Shoko and Gojo, before his spiral. Also, remembering the words of Gege, Suguru was very popular among girls. I bet that is because he radiates friendliness.

Powerful...enough said, there's a reason him and Gojo were considered the strongest. Even without Gojo, Suguru is definitely very strong. His technique makes him very capable of handling any type of curse. Just like Python which is extemely efficient and is capable of very complex operations.

Intelligent, we can all agree that Suguru is very smart..He just is. Python can be used for many operations, that's why one would call it a smart programming language. It enables various ideas. I'd say that Suguru is more street smart than book smart, but not to dimish his overall intelligence. I see him being skillful with his hands too, knowing how to fix things.

Gojo Satoru as JavaScript

Adaptable, obviously Satoru is adaptable, his cursed technique allows him to do many tricks. His domain expansion is literally "Infinite Void". If you remember the description of his technique, it defeats the person trapped there by overstimulating their senses and brain with loads of info at the same time. I'd say that's pretty Adaptable to me.

Foundational, exactly that - a backbone of modern Jujustu World. Just like JavaScript is a backbone of modern web experiences.

Chaotic, Satoru is the embodiment of this word. He is quircky and chaotic, his energy annoys many people. JavaScript has a lot of unique behaviours and can be stubborn at times when it comes to debugging...it's hard to get everything right in the first try.

Ubiquitous, JavaScript can be found almost on every website. It is everywhere. I would say the same thing about Satoru. Since he is the strongest sorcerer, his Six Eyes technique allows him to see literally everything. And his ability to teleport makes him Mr.Worldwide (Dale)

Collaborative, this one isn't that obvious, but hear me out...Despite his powers, Satoru still chooses to be a teacher and work with other sorcerers. Just like JavaScript which is constantly evolving with new frameworks and features to better work with CSS and HTML to built full, complete sites, despite already being stable and powerful.

Nanami Kento as Java

Organised, have you ever seen Nanami not having his shit together? I imagine him having a separate spreadsheet in Excel for his spending and earnings. He knows what he's doing and how to do it. Java has a clear, strict model of class/object,making it one the most organized languages in comparison. I would also add that Nanami's technique is pretty strict in terms of its rules, it grants him precision but strips him of variability.

Reliable, another very obvious one. Nanami is one the most reliable characters in JJK in my opinion. Again, he's mature and intelligent. Java is a robust, trustworthy programming language, you can call mature as well. It is enterprise-grade, scalable for large projects, just like Nanami who is considered very dependable and skillful sorcerer. There's a reason why Ino is drooling over him.

Universal, the adjective might be slightly confusing, but it kind of make sense. Java works across devices, making it universally used. Nanami used to work in corporate before returning to sorcery. He knows both worlds, which makes him universal in a way.

Multitasking, Nanami gives me the impression of a man who can do three things at once while talking on the phone. Not to say he enjoys it, but he can do that. He is capable of fighting several curses at the same time. Just like Java, which can handle multiple tasks concurrently, staying productive.

reader is ALWAYS the more serious and less affectionate one in the relationship, but it's not just that. it's the same exact dynamic thats sosososo overused in the gojo fandom, in which he's the literal sunshine (which I don't have a problem with), obsessed with his partner and very needy and reader's always acting annoyed about it?

like if he's being clingy or silly reader is never joking back or being funny or reassuring him without complaining about it, they're like "satoru, really?" and rolling their eyes while gojo is just being a cutie patootie.

obviously write whatever you want, but I would love to see more stories in which the reader is also playful sometimes or just gives this man the love and care he deserves without constantly treating him like he's asking for too much

it always sounds a bit like "I'm different than the other girls" for me aswell, like yes this super popular handsome boy is completely crazy about me but I'm sooo non-chalant about it, kinda gives me the ick 💔