madridista, unfortunately

Nico Williams getting caught in a yacht with a mistress with raging hard on and inhaling laughing gass was not on my 2026 bingo cards 😭

ok soooo i do not even want to comment on this bc i refuse to entertain the idea of vini leaving 😭 but why do some people keep saying “flo let cristiano go, sergio left, luka left, of course he’ll let vini go” as if that’s some sort of comforting argument??? DO YALL THINK ANY OF THOSE DEPARTURES WERE EASY FOR US???

https://www.tumblr.com/rmadridcore/823236715568365568/psg-are-getting-that-3rd-ucl-im-sick-to-my-stomach

PSG are getting that 3rd ucl im sick to my stomach

https://x.com/LibanLDN/status/2081144119561228517?s=20

Bayern just secured Davies for life after his marriage to a German woman meanwhile at Real Madrid club de futbol we can’t even secure Sir Jude Bellingham’s entree into the bourbon family… If this was the 1600s Real Madrid would be a failed state.

So let me get this straight. We have money to pay more than 100mil for that "Vini replacement", we can hash out fuck knows how much for Rodri, we have money for washed Bernardo Silva and Konate we can break salary cap for mbappe and pay him more than 10 mil more than our second highest earner and give him majority of his image rights but we can't pay Vini two more mil he is asking? After he lowered his demands? (Reports say he is asking 20min net and rm is offering 18) We can't give in for one of our very own? One we raised ourselves and who was beyond loyal to the badge? Okay cool cool. Flo the day you die which will be soon all things considered I hope you proud of ruining our club by bringing cancer to it

https://x.com/i/status/2080998434505474268

I’m already tired of next season cuz Vini will leave for Liverpool and the transfer drama over this Carti wannabe deadbeat father will begin…

Guess all the casual football fans have started following Jude!

https://www.tumblr.com/rmadridcore/822903081429778432/whys-nobody-talking-about-vinis-chin-surgery

Anon we have talked, cry and been angry at that chin pls 😭🫩

Why’s nobody talking about Vini’s chin surgery 😭😭

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I wanted to ask you and the audience what everyone’s favorite football mockname is bc I just remembered Xabi’s was Xabubu and now I can’t stop laughing.