Y/N: you were raised from the dead
Y/N: like a zombie
Y/N: and an orphan
Y/N: so...
Tom: no
Y/N: you’re like a mummy-
Tom: Y/N, STOP!
Y/N: who’s got-
Tom: NO!
Y/N: no mommy
Tom: (pushes Y/N out of a driving car)
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Y/N: you were raised from the dead
Y/N: like a zombie
Y/N: and an orphan
Y/N: so...
Tom: no
Y/N: you’re like a mummy-
Tom: Y/N, STOP!
Y/N: who’s got-
Tom: NO!
Y/N: no mommy
Tom: (pushes Y/N out of a driving car)

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Ron: must be hard no being able to laugh
Y/N: why? I can laugh
Ron: really? I’ve never heard you laugh...
Y/N: well, I’ve never heard you say anything funny...
Scott, seeing Y/N hurt: oh you poor thing!
Y/N: don’t bring my financial status into this
Peter: look, I was a pretty handsome fella when I was young
Peter: you saw me as a young werewolf
Peter: right, Lydia?
Lydia:
Stiles: it’s hard to imagine you as a young werewolf
Peter: well, I-
Y/N: -or young anything...
Peter: I once had a haircut I deeply regretted
Y/N: is it the one you have now?
Peter: no
Y/N:
Y/N: well, it should be...

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Jan Van Eck: I have your friend Jesper
Y/N: can I talk to him?
Jan Van Eck: sure
Y/N:
Jesper:
Y/N: dumbass
Y/N: (hangs up)
Y/N: you may be right-
Kaz: as we both know, I always am
Y/N: but this time I cannot do as you say-
Kaz: as we both know, you never do
Y/N: when I feel sad, I just... stop being sad and go back to being myself
Scott: please
Scott: when are you ever sad?
Y/N: well, Theo got almost killed yesterday
Y/N: I was sad I wasn’t there to witness it...
Kaz: I’m not sure you’re a stakeout material
Y/N: I’m an insomniac
Y/N: I was born to do this
Derek: do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?
Y/N: well, since you ate the last slice of pizza, I’d say you have an enemy...

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Tom: in order to become immortal, I had to drain and then drink my own blood
Y/N: big fucking deal
Y/N: I worked in Fred and George’s shop in summer
Y/N: so not only I’ve been through hell, I was assistant manager there
McGonagall: so, is there something you three wanna say?
George: we feel really bad
Fred: never shall we levitate Malfoy to the top of the Christmas tree again
McGonagall:
Y/N: today
Y/N: never shall we levitate Malfoy to the top of the Christmas tree again today
Y/N: I touch myself when I think of both of you
Fred:
George: what?
Y/N: yeah
Y/N: I aggressively rub my temples because you’re so FUCKING loud!
at the Hale family dinner table:
Peter: can you pass the salt?
Y/N: can you pass away?
Peter, coughing: too much salt
Stiles: how are you?
Y/N: actually, I’m in a very bad place
Stiles:
Stiles: what happened?
Y/N: oh, nothing
Y/N: I’m just standing next to Theo right now

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Y/N: okay, so here’s some friendly advice-
Theo: I don’t want your advice
Y/N:
Y/N: alright then, some unfriendly advice-
Y/N: you’re my best friend
Y/N: I would do absolutely everything for you
Pansy:
Pansy: eat three meals a day and sleep at least seven hours every night
Y/N:
Y/N: fuck you