How did Barricade Day go for you, by adaptation:
'25: All right, so you languished with garish battle wounds in the street. You were overrun at the end by the mass of soldiery. Your blood has certainly run into the sewers. What's that matter? Those checked trousers and the way you've got your cravat untied to show your manly breast were on point. You went out in high fashion.
'34: Part of the barricade literally exploded, but the karaoke was even more lit than Marius' idea of a battle plan. Not the worst time you could've had. You still feel guilty that you didn't say anything to Enjolras about his hair, though. Boy needed some leave-in conditioner to tame that mess.
'35: Talk about disorganization. You left before things wrapped up.
IM '48: You're haunted... haunted by the knowledge that if the National Guard had only sunk enough time into classic platformers, they wouldn't have been making pratfalls over those exploding barrels. It's all about the timing on the jump.
'52: You sneezed, and by the time you finished wiping your nose, the whole revolution question seems to have been put to bed.
'58: Must have been a hell of a time. You don't remember a thing.
'72: Between the poetry recitations and opera music, you think this crowd might be a little artsy for you.
'78: Sure, it ticked the boxesâsoldiers, furniture piled up, cries of long live the Republicâbut it was real hard to pay attention to all that through the haze of homoeroticism.
'98: Say what you will about the rest, we love a party with a tailgate, and this barricade started properly with a funeral.
2000: Fauchelevent party-crashing remains the most awkward moment of wait, did anyone here invite that guy? you've personally experienced, and you'd like to move on.
SC 2007: There's something to be said for a barricade this tidy. Sure, there's bodies, but as for blood, it's as dry as a well-monitored middle school dance.
2012: You are nagged by a sense of unfinished business, like when you turn off a radio in the middle of a song. It seemed like everyone was gearing up for a whole number, you know? Even dying beautifully to the sound of Broadway's best isn't making up for that entirely.
Arai 2016: Hold up. I'll tell the joke in a minute. Crying? Of course not. I've got something in my eye, that's all.
BBC 2018: It's a little weird how he delivered it while roaring and whatnot, but you're grateful to that angry guy for bringing a mattress. So far as barricades go, it was a pretty comfy night.