Elephant

I'm always saying shit like "been in a weird place recently" despite never really being in a normal place to begin with

I been saying hustle culture is a psyop to.make u okay with not being payed enough

long overdue for a scream in the woods

i think it’s so funny when men sit and like their pants rise up and you can see their ankles like even when they have socks on i see that and i’m like oh someone’s feeling a bit like a vivacious slut hmm ?

one of my favorite tropes is when your group of main characters has been split up for questioning and they’re all answering the same questions in a neatly-spliced montage

my favorite trope is when the stories blatantly and hilariously conflict

bonus points if each interview is wildly unhelpful/off topic but in a manner that is in character for each person