Hurl Me Into A Dumpster

I just saw a man walking around the mall holding a baby over his head making noises like the baby was a massive kaiju flattening a heavily-populated metropolis

I'm going to *remembers suicide jokes are detrimental to my mental health* quit my job and start making shoes for American Girl Dolls

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

"I asked chat gpt" ok well i asked dangerous crow boy and he ate my dress. help. im cold

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

EVERYONE SCATTER! MARK IS BACK!!

dot for him.