this user is probably high on Dr. Pepper at the moment

WHY does my sisters alarm sound like the emergency siren, girl what are you trying to do.

its terrifying 😭

exactly. which is why i never use it. because my dumbass anxiety will make me LOSE. MY. MIND.

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

this one kinda hurts when i see it every pride month. im glad to see an art piece of mine still circulating, and with nearly 100,000 notes too! it just hurts that im separated from it. everyone in the notes thinks im gone. im still here, but my potential community and connection is lost because im forgotten in place of the art. yeah, my deactivated profile does add to the profoundness of what i was saying, but i am still removed.

all eyes on delaney hall. all eyes on delaney hall. all eyes on delaney hall. all eyes on delaney hall. all eyes on delaney hall. all eyes on delaney hall. all eyes on delaney hall.

"maths is the universal language" wrong, it's music

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?