MY HOG BLOG

The hog city has three residents. They are hogs.

today i had pig dreams. there were pigs. i was trying to name them all. there was a big one, the mom, she was really cute. her name was molly, i didnt choose that one, i think it was supposed to be short for something but i dont remember. and then there were three little baby pigs. 1 was older, and two had just hatched from their little pig eggs where pigs come from. the older piglet looked very old looking though still a baby. i called him old baby. then one of the younger ones looking very polite, i called him little boy. i never got to name baby 3. that was my dream, thanks

you've heard of a vow of silence, now get ready for: "the sow of violence" (she's a pig with rage-type attacks)

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

hsve

@bbyhog

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

Thinking about 30-50 feral hogs again. Can you imagine the majesty. Murmurating like starlings. Elaborate emergent shapes. The deafening snuffling. They pass through a corn field leaving only rubble behind. And the danger! Don't get too close! It's electric. we have only begun to conceive of the hog

had a dream last night that I had to confront one of my relatives about wasting money on weird alternative cancer therapies, and the one my brain helpfully illustrated was a sound bath where they teach pigs to play the theremin. can't stop thinking about it.

Their snouts are suited to it.

Their snouts are suited to it.

kind of a snort. rehog.

mamapig will eat like anything. and yet she can feed alllll the babypigs. they call this "AwesomeWorld"

we are not goig to pig heaven