Pissless

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

sorry im still on this but "what if you were a young unknown opera singer and you got hired to play a bit part in a middle aged rockstar of questionable gender identity's world tour where you femdom them onstage and also you look exactly like their wife and then you gained a fanbase of mentally ill teenagers and started doing lesbian rpf selfshipping about it" is like a jane schoenbrun movie plot

*hits the joint* In the Harry Potter universe, Merlin is canonically a Hogwarts alumni and a Slytherin, which is impossible because Merlin predates the existence of Hogwarts by centuries. Of course, JK Rowling didn’t know that because she is a dumb bitch. I’m sorry. Misogynistic phrasing. She is a willfully ignorant and hateful, deeply unlikable and ill-informed, untalented and unspeakably cruel…..person. Seriously, how could you write a series about British wizards without truly understanding THE British wizard. Anyway, Merlin would never be able to attend any sort of organized schooling. He’s definitely self-taught in every universe because he’s the most powerful wizard ever AND he’d have been expelled from any institution before he stepped through the door. The only reason they haven’t escorted him away from Camelot is because he can see the future and he is kind of like the king’s dad. I was so disappointed by BBC Merlin. I turned it on and I was like “What the fuck is this shit, where is my perverted old man?”