Man is the warmest place to hide

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

Keep salting the wound I'm close

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

you won't see the knife coming, but you'll feel it twist

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

found a pill on the ground snd ate it #gatherer

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

The rapture already happened and no one was good enough to be taken