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Mr. Mango has been dancing outside my window holding a 10” chef’s knife for weeks ensuring that i wail and weep all through the night

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

How much sleep are you getting?

Not enough my guy

Reblog if you’re a queer Jew, you support queer Jews or you really love Falsettos (2016) Dir. James Lapine

YES

current mood

If a mall doesn’t have a hot topic is it really a mall

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

ancient frog memes

et tu, dat boi?

this is a work of art