Boi

sorry to sound like a 56 year old but online internet culture has completely eroded the concept of personal boundaries and it’s evil evil evil

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

This post is so incredibly dumb and everytime I come across it I just can’t help but laugh. This site is just magical. Where else will you get this nonsense?

Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

everyone’s reblogging this and no one’s giving me any lmao

love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so  bad

i come home from work every day and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps . when we eat dinner ill smile and say “poison again ?” and she will shrug mischievously but we both know it is very much poison

i just ? want to be the pope ? is that too much to ask ?

some people????? become religious leaders????? to cope??????????????

poping mechanisms

i almost scrolled past this, like some kind of idiot

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My gnome lodge is excellent… my gnome wife is beautiful

you tryna get a kiss bro? a little kissy kiss bro? bro? a smooch on the lips bro? a smooch bro?

can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.