Eve's Existence

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

"enjoy last it'll it" (what)

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

I get so crunk off that apple juice

therye saying "transgende

honestly i think people should describe women as "handsome" more often.

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

adulthood involves green bell peppers in some way I think

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

why is this the one

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool