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I'll always pick chardee over macdennis, because while mac and dennis share a freakuency, charlie and dee are literally prepared to eat people together under no real pressure

Every time you are at ease while being misunderstood your cells improve nutrient absorption by 10%

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

this would have helped my jargon during my philosophy minor so much (i need visual aids)

how strange, pathologizing and belittling and isolating and cringing away from the parts of yourself you don’t like makes them act really squirrelly and miserable and weird and compounds nearly every problem they have, but on the other hand, treating them with love and decency is embarrassing and hard. what to do.

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

why does Phone feel like an evil sin but Computer feels productive and pure

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels