DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT.

we lost the plot when the first band tee sold for $40

$55 did no one else grow up with good vs evil

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

you can’t call something a crackship if they have multiple scenes together and insane sexual tension. not even if only a few people ship them. that’s just a rarepair. the line must be drawn here.

“crackship” is for when he-man cheats on skeletor with sans at the skeleton family reunion

when you start reading again and it's like oh. oh . the sun actually does still shine.

sorry im not giving into the cutting out sweet treats propaganda. life is hard enough