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this is what happens to the employees who die in their warehouses

I usually try to avoid Nestle, mainly only when products blatantly say “Nestle” on them because as you said they own a ton of brands you wouldn’t even know they own.

This is a fantastic example of why companies don’t actually care about your individual consumption or your product boycotts, too. Even seemingly smaller alternative brands are likely to be owned by bigger companies, usually the same one you’re boycotting. Sometimes even supporting local companies and brands doesn’t escape it - Starbucks owns not just a large amount of coffee chains in the US, but also a great many seemingly-independently-owned coffee shops too to catch anyone who tries to avoid big brands. You can’t rely on your individual consumption to make an impact.

Go to sleep knowing some of the best days of your life are yet to come.

Given that you’re the SHITPOST calligrapher, I was ready to take this joke at face value.

The fact that an accidentally overly positive meme is my most popular fucking post in the last week or so is PEAK 2018 

In my defence, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

I find this really fucking relevant today of all days.

my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

Okay, listen up, if your pet drinks antifreeze, do you know what the cure is? Alcohol. That’s right. To save your furry little friend you have to get them drunk out of their faces. Antifreeze is an inhibitor and stops your enzymes from working, but luckily alcohol stops that from happening. I learned this from my A Level Biology lessons, but here’s a source anyway http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/2617997.stm

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not blog related, but I’m not an asshole

keep your animal friends safe.

Even a Beholder wouldn’t do this. Signal Boost

I would not hesitate to drop anyone who would do this into the earth, s i g n a l b o o s t

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