[Image ID: Colored art of Kaedehara Kazuha and the Kagotsurube Isshin from Genshin Impact in five different scenarios. In each scenario, the sword has an expressive eye near its hilt with a purple pupil and black sclera.
Scenario 1: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin in one hand. He looks at it with a lifted eyebrow and asks, “How do you expect me to hold you and a hammer at the same time?” The sword says, “I could—” before being interrupted by Kazuha, who says, “No, you’re not allowed to possess me.”
Scenario 2: Kazuha holds the Kagotsurube Isshin straight out in front of him. His eyes are tightly shut, and he’s leaning away from the sword, who shouts, “what the hell were you thinking?” The words “hell” and “thinking” are in all caps.
Scenario 3: Kazuha stands with a wide stance and frustrated expression. He appears to be attempting to move in one direction while the Kagotsurube Isshin is pulling one of his arms in the other direction. “Oi, get back here!!” says Kazuha. The sword responds, in all caps, “No!! That thing’s going to damage my beautiful blade”. There are tears in its eye.
Scenario 4: Kazuha runs a cloth over the Kagotsurube Isshin‘s blade, who is humming and has its eye happily closed.
Scenario 5: Kazuha holds the sword in front of him with both hands. The two of them are overshadowed by something in front of them, and they stare with wide eyes. “run?” asks the sword. “run,” responds Kazuha. End image ID]
Mhy robbed us of a potential comedic duo
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