still here

oh but if i kill myself then im the dramatic one !

Tamsyn Muir really just sat down and wrote a book from the pov of the character least qualified to have any fucking clue about what’s going on and then proceeded to make sure each successive book was written from the perspective of an even less qualified bitch. Like we go from a jock filling in last minute at an international science competition, to a traumatized teenager with a DIY lobotomy trying to keep up with a bunch of 10,000 year old demigods, to a SIX MONTH OLD operating in a TERRORIST CELL. Pray for Alecto y’all, homegirl doesn’t stand a chance in hell of understanding the story she’s in.

Gideon in GTN is the most unreliable narrator but honestly she’s so real for it. I, too, would pay no mind to the discovery of the secrets of eternal life if there were that many hot women around me giving me attention. I would fold so quickly. Gideon baby I wish you’d listened a little closer to the boring stuff but I get you girl. I can’t blame you for a thing.

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

Happy New Years to me and everyone else spending it on this website 🥂