Melodramatic Incoherence

Being a grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces a word and suddenly your name is “Peepoo” for the last 30 years of your life

Imagine buying your first home with your partner. The only ‘furniture’, if you can even call it that, is the mattress in your room. And that’s alright because you have each other, which is honestly the best part of it all.

Yes, its true. I want to cuddle 102% of the time. 

passionately kissing in the dark in total silence is a fucking mood

Periods are stupid I’m gay I know I’m not pregnant can you not

I just want tattoos and a girl to snuggle with my sleepy ass

date: eating you out during a thunderstorm. i make you some tea after you cum.

scratching a girls back when she’s sleepy really is top tier romance luv

after this crisis is over im getting married i dont even care anymore bro 

Sihir amına koyim

lesbians: our time has come

u know that Gay feeling when you meet a fellow wlw and youre kind of attracted to her but not sure if its genuine attraction or just due to the fact that you grew up isolated from any other lgbt people, let alone gay women who could be potential partners to you, and now you feel weirdly obsessed whenever you meet one because technically she could be your girlfriend. just technically. youre not sure if you actually like her that way but you know. the possibility is there

I can't be the only one who gets really soft over like mini intimacies like rubbing someone's cheek softly with the back of your hand, tucking hair behind ears, forehead kisses, and hand kisses...can I?

my heart is overflowing with love. who wants some

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk