Etsy Hands

I swear to god I just don't know if I could handle such a hectic toe, it looks like you'd have to wield it with skill.

She might not be a great foot model, but I bet she can swim like a champ!

Like, what is this? Is it infected? How bad do you want that ring right now?

I'm finding that Etsy Feet are really far more deserving of our discomfort... Why did the toes need to be all spready?

Hmmm... They look a little wrinkly... Maybe if you just streeeeetch out your fingers... There we go! Perfect!

(The etsy hand in its natural habitat)

Hipster rings $4.50; etsy hand sold separately. 

"Hobbies include hand modelling; signature pose, The Invisible Cookie Jar."

If anyone can tell me what the fuck is going on with this hand, I will buy you that hideous bracelet.

Maybe time to get a creepy hand mannequin? 

Mmmm crispay...

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Lord knows there's nothing cuter than a crotched turtle for your flipper!

You can't sit with us, Weird Pinky Fingernail Thing.

Help?

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

You can almost smell the Vitamin E cream...