et la bete

she thinks I’m dead

When the caffeine and 8 hours of sleep and two antidepressants and ADHD meds all align perfectly, it's 9 am forever and I'm finally locked in, I'm not locked in here with you - you're locked in here with me.

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

This is what audio processing disorder feels like

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

remember elementary and how it was a million times better than bbc sherlock and how they had a platonic and lovely friendship between a man and a woman and how moriarty was the plot twist of all plot twists and how it showed people dealing with addiction in such a humane way and how there was no moffat misogyny. also sherlock named a new bee species after watson because he loved her.