such an average name

finally started the 2nd book in simon snow series and god do i love these two mfs and do i love ‘america road trip’ trope😭

i just started the second book yesterday too omg

omg we match✨✨✨

Me walking into work

“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it

i get really into shows that aired like 5+ years ago like “have y’all heard of this”

i’ve just finished the first book and this is the funniest thing EVER😭

being a boring uncool insane mutual is a hard job but someone's got to do it

the little coffee you get while out doing errands should be free for girls

Beverages should be free for girls in summer

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

me rereading my own writing: this bitch fucking loves commas