Kinda Sorta Random

isn’t it weird how it’s already february but it’s also only february

I see this post every February and it always fucks me up

@chiribomb @thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Where did balloon go?”

“This does me a bamboozle!”

i want a hot confident girl to push me up against a wall and make out w me is that too much to ask

Keep being awkward, shy, weird, etc. The right one gon like it and learn how to work with it.

I hope so

‘where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago’ an autobiography i’ll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby

How old is she

one and a half

Zoom in on her face in the third gif. She means this. You are completely irreplaceable.

This went deep man. Look at her face. I would love to know where this came from, what she was talking about. And it’s true. So true. Completely irreplaceable. You are you and there is no better you

Reblogging because I needed to see this message tonight, and something tells me someone else does too.

You are all special and important, and Ellen is a gift. 

LMAOOO

Girl….. lmfaoooo

💀💀💀💀💀

Lmfaooooo yo she said, “WEEE!” Real quick lmfao yo I’m deadddd

Omg I would have screamed

i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me

im glad that “what does the fox say” and dabbing weren’t popular at the same time

The gaydar is a multifunctional tool and the straights not only don’t have it, they also think its only for spotting gay ppl

What the straights have is a cheap imitation which is really downgraded and has only 1 function called “stereotyping”

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

I’m so happy tbh

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

how convenient that my dog doesn’t answer me when I ask if he’s a communist….