yeah because you work at bath and body works

being in your 20s is like: i’m so young i’m so old. i should do everything i should rest. i can do what i want but i need to be careful. i’m an Adult™ but i need help from an Adult™. i’m so smart i’m so stupid. i’m leaving i feel left behind. i want to be a kid again and i can’t wait to be old. i’ve done a lot i’ve done nothing. i wanna be alone but i’m so lonely. like.... what the hell ??

forgot to add: i wanna have fun i need to be more serious. i need to achieve goals i need to enjoy life. i understand completely but what the hell is going on. i want to love i want to be independent. i don't care but i haven't stopped thinking about it. live laugh love die cry hate

grotesque, freakish behavior. they'll lock you both in separate padded cells, as they should

my housemates food delivery came with a cup of soup that she didn’t order, with a label on the cup from a restaurant that has soup nowhere on the menu. i’ve been mentally debating for like an hour about whether or not i’m going to eat it.

it’s pretty tasty

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance! Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid

If every grown ass man who wanted to fuck teenage girls died tomorrow the world would be a brighter place.

how covid hasn't sparked some kind of genuine sustainable revolt centred around healthcare being a human right and the inhumanity of capitalism is beyond me. instead people just walk around willingly spouting shit about saving the economy because they want to go out to eat and kill their grandparents while they're at it

what if we were little cats and we touched noses. what then?