❄be gay do crime❄

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

this heatwave might turn me evil for good

this heatwave might turn me evil for good

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

This is one of the best posts I’ve ever made. It’s just people talking about wanting rain. Or who have too much rain and want other to have their rain.

Happy winter solstice! The light begins to return tomorrow!!

Happy summer solstice! The dark begins to return tomorrow!!

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

I was mistaken

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear