Incoherent Ramblings

megan fox undoing everything the belated cult following of jennifer’s body has done for her because she loves her weed man

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all “You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt” Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

gentrification

bippo…….

Army ads starting with "we fight the wars no one hears about" is fucking wild. In what world is that a good sentence to hear as a citizen

“𝓌ₐₗₖ ᵤₙ𝒹ₑᵣ𝓰ᵣₒᵤₙ𝒹”

Morally good got that wagon? Can you make moral goodness clap? I think the fuck not my good bitch

You heard it here first, bisexiis have no innate moral compass

i only fuck evil people with fat asses

Every time I rewatch breaking bad I’m completely STUNNED by how fast Walt resorts to cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He doesn’t try literally anything else before resorting to meth. He finds out he has cancer and then immediately contacts the first meth dealer he can find and is like “let’s be partners.” Like I cannot emphasize enough that cooking meth was Walter White’s FIRST resort, not his last. His old college friends even offer him an executive position at an immensely successful business he helped found so the health insurance would cover most of it and his pay would more than cover the rest, and he turns it down because he doesn’t want “handouts.” The story of breaking bad is about Walters descent into immorality and depravity but he really fucking hurtles off the diving board at the first chance he got and ignored the people throwing him life preserves.

Same vibes as the “the death note didn’t slowly corrupt light yagami over the course of the seires, he was claiming to be god by episode 2” post

holy shit

uhm actually saying “go touch grass” is really offense because some people are allergic to grass and you’re basically telling them to kill themselves via fjdjfhskdiewnaldkskjdjenw 10;8:!/&&/ snjdjdjdjebssk xdmdmw 7 (walked into an electric fence)

ID: Tumblr tags reading #good. taze xem again. /End ID

diversity win! this post about you being electrocuted is now accessible to screen readers.