#Goals

if i was stuck in a timeloop i probably wouldn't notice for a WHILE honestly. like i'm just not that observant and i really don't think it would be that bad.

awakening the undead is an irredeemable sin. not for any spiritual or religious reasons, it's just really shitty to wake people up when they're finally getting some good rest

#zombies are only Like That bc they're fucking sleep deprived #stop disturbing their natural rhythm you necromancing piece of shit

Ancient Reptile: Free me. Fearless caretaker: Back inside scaly puppy.

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

He W H A T

I love it when tumblr posts become so legendary they just get referenced in other tumblr posts

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning “mr. owl” “oh jesus christ” “please don’t give me that look” “please don’t fly” DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

This gives me great joy

this year has made me so fucking sensitive. pompeii by bastille, a song i barely like, came on the radio and it made me CRY

you know what bastille......when i close my eyes....it DOES almost feel like nothing’s changed at all ...

how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

If you eat healthy, exercise, drink a lot of water and don’t drink or do drugs you still die

THE BOULDER FEELS LIKE WE SHOULD BE ENFORCING STRICT BEDTIMES

Every time they try to get Toph to do something, she challenges them to a fight and says that if they win, she’ll go to bed/do a chore/whatever. Despite the fact that they have never once beaten her, her Himbo Dads fall for it every single time. 

Love the thought of Toph’s himbo dads all being very protective and loving of her, but equally ready to throw down with their 12 year old daughter in the name of eating her cabbage

Story concept: an orphanage/group home for chosen ones whose families were killed by ~destiny~

It’s run by a chosen heroine whose adventure was 2 decades ago and the sweet team-mom healer from her team, who she has since married.

Drag her

@kingofthewilderwest

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

This is my new breakup format

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby