probably the No.1 Amakusa Battle Cats fan atp

remember Browt? that one green bird Pokémon from the Winds and Waves trailer that came out this February? well, people are already starting to jump to conclusions and making final evolutions that turn him into a cassowary of all birds. and here's why I think that makes no sense:

Cassowaries are found in Australia and Papua New Guinea. The new Pokémon region is based on Southeast Asia. (yes, I'm aware that cassowaries also live in Western New Guinea and that's part of Southeast Asia but my point still stands)

Browt looks like a quail. But I'm just curious, where are y'all even getting cassowary from anyway? Isn't that a bit of a stretch?

Browt is allegedly going to be a Grass/Ground type upon evolution. And cassowaries, while flightless, don't live in deserts. They live in pretty dense rainforest from what I've seen.

There are a bunch of other birds native to Southeast Asia, especially the maleo. And to top it off, baby maleo (seen below) look almost exactly like Browt!

this is him now lol

since Aset (or Isis) is an Uber in the game, why can't her literal husband be in it as well?

Cat Unit: Osiris the Reborn

Description: One of the nine gods of Heliopolis and partner of Lightmother Aset, who breathes new life into only the purest of the dead. Explosions freeze and deal Massive Area Damage vs All Traits.

(this is my first time making a brand-new Uber instead of an Ultra Form that was essentially a passion project I worked on for a whole ass year atp so tell me if the stats and description need tweaking)

HP: 85,550

ATK: 55,000 (too lazy to do frequency and DPS, sorry)

Cost: 4,350c (same as his literal wife bc why not)

Cooldown: 1 minute and 25 seconds

...I'm not actually a massive Disney fan at all! In fact, I DON'T like Disney that much as a company in the slightest, and that defense blog was just a one off due to me getting sick of people beating a dead horse into nothing but a bloody pulp (not to mention that I saw someone insult a random person for being a fan of Wish on a post that was completely unrelated to Wish as a whole)

not to beat a dead horse further into a bloody pulp, but I just watched Wish (yes, THAT Wish) and I genuinely don't get why it gets the insane amount of vitriol it receives at all.

sure, it's Disney, it's really fast paced and the songs have, to say the least, unconventional lyrics ("watch out world, here I are" could've easily been "watch out world, here WE are" ngl), but the animation is genuinely beautiful and while it's not the greatest way to celebrate a 100-year-anniversary (Once Upon a Studio was an infinitely better tribute), it's still a fun watch as its own standalone film.

DEBUNKING CRITICISMS:

"Wish was run through SlopGPT" (DEBUNK: movie started production in 2018 before ChatGPT was even a thing)

"Asha was the true villain and Magnifico sucked" (DEBUNK: No she wasn't. She wanted to make her grandfather happy.)

"The concept art with Starboy was better" (ok I can't debunk this one, the concept art is cool)

"Magnifico's song sucks because it's fun and upbeat and not spoopy and imposing" (so what?? villain songs don't HAVE to be strictly dark and unsettling!)

"the songs were written with AI slop" (DEBUNK: No, they weren't. SOME of them just have weird lyrics.)

"Magnifico makes no sense as a villain" (DEBUNK: Actually, yes he does. He was traumatized from his wish being destroyed in the past and as such, he's paranoid about what people will do with the wishes he has kept locked away and descends into villainy when Asha challenges him and exposes his flaws. Say what you want about Magnifico as a villain, bu at least the writers tried their very best to return the traditional Disney villain format to the big screen!)

...are we even watching the same goddamn movie? Wish didn't have an AI-generated script ffs, the film literally started production all the way back in 2018. WAY before SlopGPT was made. And yeah, the concept art looked incredible and would've made a much more memorable film, but atp I'm convinced that most people who hate Wish either got their opinions off their favorite YouTuber or barely, if ever, watched the movie. And calling it "Disney's Worst" is a MASSIVE overexaggeration. Shit like 90% of the live-action de-makes (especially the new Lilo and Stitch de-make which undid important character growth and COMPLETELY erased the message of the original 2002 film) and Chicken Little are right there.

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