Gah why

…this is life changing…

yes, baby was in storage from 7.6 Slash Fiction until the end of 7.23 Survival of the Fittest 

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

If it costs your peace its not worth it

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

what the fuck kind of name spelling bullshit is Farha

why are white people so offended by arabic names like ho ur name is gabriella,,, high school musical came out in 2006 it’s not cute anymore

rip gabriella 2006-2016

Gabriella’s far better than Farha

'it's only embarrassing if you decide it is' as a philosophy has literally changed my life

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

Perry the platypus is my enemy. But I’m not like, evil, or something, he just keeps breaking through my window to stop me from doing ordinary things like washing the dishes or making the bed and everyone keeps calling me out for procrastinating and I always cry at them that, “It’s Perry, the platypus!” Nobody believes me. “Stop making excuses, it’s just a regular platypus.” I look behind me and Perry has taken off his hat and does that weird purring noise.

didn’t realize this was a dream, thought it was just a weird allegory for adhd