A single clear memory hit me: nothing special, just breakfast at CafĆ© 19 in Valhallaā¦
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A single clear memory hit me: nothing special, just breakfast at CafĆ© 19 in Valhallaā¦

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why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??
No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary
Fixed
Meme idea
Photoshop the goose from untitled goose game into the background of a photo of a place where something bad happens, but itās a photo of before the bad thing happening, so itās implied that the goose caused it
like this
@ask-link-the-hylian-champion
OH IF I HAD PHOTOSHOP THE TITANIC WOULD BE MY FIRST TARGET
Say no more
You are my personal hero I hope you know this
May I present a humble alternative, where the goose is present during the bad thing happening, example:
Oh my god
Put him in Pompeii
i hope itās okay that this one is stylized;; our dear time traveler must stay with the times if they must wreak havoc appropriately
@grimmtales13 @timetravelingcacti
Your wish is my command
DOES THE GOOSE HAVE A FUCKIN KNIFE TOO!?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
this knife has caused me more suffering than any amount of editing will in my life
Iām sure Julius Caesar felt the same fucking way about the knife
Too soon-
ITS BEEN OVER 2000 YEARS (according to google)
Perfect timing for ides of march
how is this post still alive
Because we hit the one requirement for tumblr fame: Julius Caesar
You know these fucks go ham for the ides of march
over 2000 (according to google) slutty years later and his fanbase still at it huh

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Patrick Freyne, in The Irish Times
windows home screen throwing out a rather intense scenario today
Yāallā¦.this white man went and lived in India for 6 months where he ādiscoveredā masala chai and decided to make his own version that he now sells and callsā¦..mud water. I shit you not thats the brand name.
Aside from picking the most culturally insensitive name ever, heās marketing this as if itās a whole new creation. A brand new ācoffee substituteā while In reality itās literally just masala chai with some ground up mushrooms and cacao thrown in for foolishness. Like congratulations, you made weird masala tea and named it mud water.
āSo I set out to make something betterā TEA! You made a cup of tea bitch. This man writes like he reinvented the wheel instead of just putting mushrooms in tea
He describes the tea vendors as being ādressed in ragsā but in the commercial where he shows footage of himself being served tea, the vendors look like this?
Clothesā¦ā¦.these are clothes but somehow this man has come up with mud water and rags
Tskhkstjwkjdni under his recipe section. This is literally tea and honey.
i spent 3 weeks in italy and a man dressed in mystic garb offered me a red elixir they callĀ āwyneā and now i have come back to civilization to offer a new product lifted from this ancient civilization i like to call GRP \ WTR
Concept: dungeon filled with deadly traps and terrible curses, except the dungeon is so old that the creatures that built and inhabited it didnāt even slightly resemble humans, so all of the traps are based on incorrect assumptions about the scale and gross anatomy of hypothetical invaders, and all of the curses have very strange ideas concerning what ought to be harmful ā and, in some cases, even what constitutes harm ā for their victims.

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Guys at work started talking about alpha males, someone brought up the new sigma male thing, and a guy tried to make fun of it by saying "oh we are just using any letter now? Look at me, I'm an omega male!"
ExorJosh: Master Post
Until Dawn AU (Comic list and Summery)
List of ExorJosh comics & illustrations:
Comics: [1Ā āInconclusiveā] [2Ā āMaskedā] [3 āWhat Happenedā] [4 āSamā] [5 āChange Roomā]Ā [6 āWhatās that soundā] [7 āunknown symptomā] Other UD Comics: [siblings] [bromancy]
Illustrations: *some nsfw* [At the Mall] [In the Morning] [Walk the line] [on the steering wheel][Joshās Scar] [nostalgia] [kiss] [Warm Tea] [ChillinĀ on sofa] Other UD illustrations: [Josh][some legends say] [Peck] [Ashely] List of Fics (coming soon)
***This post will be updated every time I make a new ExorJosh posting.Ā
What is #ExorJosh:
ExorJosh is an Until Dawn head canon/AU that I came up with that is more of a possible post-game scenario . It is continued after one of the canon ending where, Josh turns Wendigo. In this scenario, Josh gets captured by a team of private investigators that was put together by Joshās rich parents who are desperate to save their last surviving child. Once he is captured, his parents put him through every possible medical treatments to āstabilizeā him thinking that he is suffering from some sort of a neurological illness in combination with an unknown viral infection thatās causing his physical deformity. This is because he already has a history of severe mental illness. However, when they run out of options with all the negative results, they resort to an exorcism. Not by a christian method but through a Native American method. They are able to come to this decision due to their high interest in, and past dealings with, Aboriginal culture(<-this is a canon) in combination with the word-by-word police report of Joshās friends and from reading the dead-wendigo-hunterās diary that was retrieved from the remains of the lodge basement.(by one of the investigators) While itās not for sure whether the exorcism fully rid Josh of wendigo spirit, it appears to be a success and Josh regains his consciousness. However, he is extremely weak from the months of deterioration/treatments and the physical deformity is clearly evident around his mouth and right eyelid. He gets the basic treatments (skin-graft, etc) to re-construct his right eyelid and to close the wide gap on his left cheek but he refuses to get any more cosmetic surgeries out of the guilt of causing so much medical expenses to his parents. (Evident Ā from his in-game dialogue that Josh is not just a spoiled rich boy but financially conscious enough) Even after the exorcism, it takes a long time for Josh to recuperate physically and mentally and he has to stick to a specific diet and slew of medications. Ā Eventually, Joshās mother contacts Chris and Chris is the first friend for Josh to re-unite with. Then, despite of Joshās newly developed anxiety, Josh is able to re-unite with Sam as well with the support of Chris.
This is the base idea of ExorJosh. There are more related Ideas and awesome fics written by other lovely people that expand this scenario. So if youāre planing to write on #ExorJosh, You should check these out :)
[related idea/facts posting #1]Ā [Joshās Mental health#1]Ā [Joshās Mental health#2]
Logic Behind #ExorJosh:
In this section, Iāll expand on the logic behind this AU. If there are any more questions, please ask me and Iāll add explanation to this part of the posting. Ā *** If youāre very invested and protective of any other 'Josh-survivesā scenarios, I DO NOT recommend you to read beyond this point. My intention is not to destroy someone elseās fandom branch but to explain why I came up with #ExorJosh the way I did to people who are interested.
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āLetās see⦠FN⦠Iām going to call you Finn. How about that?ā
Hawkeye is the worst partner for a stakeout
the classic Finnish mix of extreme dutifulness and "we will make actual conversation after a silent interaction trial period of 6 weeks, thank you" can be really funny sometimes. told my coworker that I'd like to save the coffee grounds the workplace generated and take them home "for my mushrooms and worms" and she was just like "okei" and dutifully saved every single grounds-filled filter for weeks and weeks. about five weeks into this whole thing, after I thank her for the coffee grounds and tell her my worms must love them because they're breeding very enthusiastically, she finally asks "so your worms... do they have a purpose or are they just... worms". like sure I'll save you all these coffee grounds every single time I drink coffee, 3+ times a day, but god forbid I inquire about your specific worm habits before propriety allows it. you could be eating them for breakfast for all I know but that's your business

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Star Wars AU: Jedi Finn.
What we actually wanted deserved.
Apilat Wedding āTime To Shineā collection