Wait no how did I get here

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

tumblr is great evidence of alive internet theory because takes this astonishingly stupid have to be hand crafted by a human being with enormous love and consideration and no brainpower at all

getting dragged to a for real fucking major league baseball game for work tonight and if I can be honest the incredibly strict rules re: acceptable bag sizes are really cramping my plans to read through the entire game

don't get me wrong, I'll carry a book in raw if I have to. one way or another I am finishing Rakesfall today

oh my god I forgot people really stand for the national anthem. lmao. not my gay ass, baby.

the stadium shawarma is sort of a godsend if I can be honest

why do they need to tell us how much these men weigh. seems unrelated.

should I see if anyone is writing rpf about these dudes

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

good morning to the beaten and the damned only