Wait no how did I get here

Ryan gosling won a tumblr sexy man poll, to grunklestan gravityfalls. with a heavy heart i pronounce tumblr dead this day. 🪦 we had a good run

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them

hey quick how widely known is the Donny and Marie Osmond lyric "I'm a little bit country/I'm a little bit rock and roll" on this website

trying to figure out if "I'm a little bit cunty/I'm a little bit cock and hole" is anything

"Every day is a bad day to be a Baccano fan" truuuuue

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

tumblr is great evidence of alive internet theory because takes this astonishingly stupid have to be hand crafted by a human being with enormous love and consideration and no brainpower at all

getting dragged to a for real fucking major league baseball game for work tonight and if I can be honest the incredibly strict rules re: acceptable bag sizes are really cramping my plans to read through the entire game

don't get me wrong, I'll carry a book in raw if I have to. one way or another I am finishing Rakesfall today

oh my god I forgot people really stand for the national anthem. lmao. not my gay ass, baby.

the stadium shawarma is sort of a godsend if I can be honest

why do they need to tell us how much these men weigh. seems unrelated.

should I see if anyone is writing rpf about these dudes

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨