creature (enjoyer)

my favorite fantasy is a victim that has healing powers to an unrealistic degree. i want to be able to cut pieces off of you and nurse you back to health while you heal. i want to be able to cut a limb off and take notes on how it grows back. i want to be able to kill you and sit with your body until you wake back up so i can do it again.

life really would be easier if I could start grabbing people by the shirts and taking a fucking chunk out of their faces with my own teeth tbh

life really would be easier if I could start grabbing people by the shirts and taking a fucking chunk out of their faces with my own teeth tbh

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

"become a fish" (gay)

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

this is an insane story

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

Anytime anyone insists porn addiction is real I just call them Mormon. They get really pissy but it's true.

A lot of these people prefer a dead boy to a living girl

Hrt saves lives.

Hey my teeth are getting cold, mind if i put them in your skin to warm up?

the princess deserves bug mouthparts + big fuckoff mandibles that all split apart when it yawns

hmm, i think it’d be sort of weird bee-type situation where my tongue is my proboscis. opens my face all creepy style but im just gettin a drink

Roo beer 🙂‍↕️

roo beer 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

its not domesticated it just likes the feeling of a collar around its neck

this picture is so important actually because somehow it’s the only one i have that gives her explicit armpit hair instead of just fur.