it's not meant to be a struggle uphill

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

now something bad is happening

jesus christ

he falled down

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

(about to say something indicative of my deteriorated mental state) right, i just want you to know that i cannot stop thinking of this structure as a tower and i wish you would acknowledge it being a tower

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best